Fresh Bee-aaa

There’s things you do.

And there’s things you don’t do. 

One of the things you don’t do is talk about somebody’s mama. Nope. Never. 

You remember when you were little, there would be two people ABOUT to fight and the one thing that pushed one person over the edge is the comment the other person made about their mother. As they say “THEM FIGHTING WORDS”

The gentleman below is Mark C.uban – owner of the Maver.icks and billionaire businessman. I respect his business acumen. (I did say billionaire right?) but……….


the other night, he crossed the line when he apparently made a comment to one of the opposing team’s player’s mom that either her son was a thug or a punk. Doesn’t matter what he said. Same effect. 

Now even if the son is a punk or thug, you don’t say that to the mother. Even if a mother has a crackhead son, she doesn’t want other people to call him a crackhead to her face.  

So he says it and in today’s age, when you’re a public figure, somebody is watching. The media catches it. The mom tells the son. Pure drama and disrespect. 

That was bitch move #1. 

Now when you make a bitch move, the law states the following:

Thou shalt not follow up a bitch move with another bitch move. 

Did he listen? Nope. He proceeds and makes bitch move #2. 

He apologizes to the player and the mom ON HIS BLOG!?!?!?!?! I mean…blog? C’mon dude. If you gonna hold your nuts and call her son a thug, then be a man and hold your nuts and apologize, in person, face to face. Not via a blog.

That’s like breaking up with your girlfriend……via text message. 

That’s like resigning from your job…..via Tw.itter. 

You can’t follow a bitch move with another bitch move. You ever heard the saying “two wrongs don’t make a right?”

Well, two bitches don’t make a man. 

So Mr., you are the winner of the first installment of the Fresh Bee-aaa-tch…award…..


~ by alwaysfunkyfresh on May 13, 2009.

10 Responses to “Fresh Bee-aaa”

  1. So so true!

  2. Good post. Apologizing via a blog…..punk azz.

  3. A blog apology to a nationally televised insult? Bullsh*t! Reminds me of Sex in the City and the dude that broke up with Sarah Jessica Parker with a post in note. Seriously???? Who does that?

  4. An apology via blog?!?!?! [Now that’s a punk@ss move for real!!]

  5. Yet another reason I’m glad they lost to Denver. What a punk.

  6. WOW. Award duly earned.

  7. ugh.. he is such a biatch.. I will say this though.. KMart said.. I’LL TAKE CARE OF IT.. LOL

    did you catch TNT analysts discussing?? LOL now you know when Ernie says WE WILL HAVE A PROBLEM… you KNOW he crossed the line!!! LOL

  8. co-sign.

    “two bitches don’t make a man” <- sweat the quote homie. You might see it online again somewhere else.

  9. Okay!

  10. Hello,
    New here. Thanks

    Mary Aloe
    Proud Mary Entertainment

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