Yo’ Mama is so Dumb…..

she got stabbed in a shootout…….

To all of the fly mamacitas, MILFs, women holding it down because the sperm donator is a punk *ss bee-atch, this day is for you.

You know, us men, we try to be hard and create this aura and never let women break our hearts or even get into our hearts, but the truth is, there will always be one woman that will always have our heart. That’s our mothers (take note ladies, the key to a man’s heart isn’t really his stomach, it’s his momma). We could be a broke, bum, not worth a dime type of dude, but our mama will let us sleep on the couch in the basement, feed us and fend for us. Am I lying?

So to all of the superwomen out there, I hope you have a wonderful day!

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~ by alwaysfunkyfresh on May 10, 2009.