It’s Friday

It’s Friday and I’m about 20 minutes from going to a staff meeting and being bored out of my mind.

My group is in a state of flux. It’s mass confusion. A few bite the dust today. A few more on Monday. There’s never been this much turnover in my years here but hey, no place, no job is perfect. They all have their ups and downs.

The most annoying part of this whole ordeal are the rumors. People are coming up to me left and right asking me if I heard this and if I heard that, even worse, they are coming to me with rumors about me leaving. I’m not leaving (yet).

I hate rumors.

Hated them in high school (I heard Fresh was making out with [insert cheerleaders name here] at the top of Brooklyn C.ollege. Noooooooooo. That wasn’t me. That was my cousin.)

Hated them in college (I saw Fresh coming out of [insert big breasted girl name here] dorm room at like 3am. (Huh? What?) That wasn’t me.)

Hated them after college (I heard Fresh got busted in restaurant with his jumpoff). Now you KNOW that wasn’t me. I never took a jumpoff out to a restaurant. We always ordered take-out!

Hate them at work. (I hear Fresh was bonin’ the H.R. spe.cialist so he can get some extra days off)….Ummm…no comment.

The saga continues. Co.rporate Am.erica is like scho.ol with rumor crap and just like I did then, I’m gonna do now. Ignore them.

I’m out. After work activities for all of these people leaving = good times, good drinks and good riddings…….

~ by alwaysfunkyfresh on March 28, 2008.

10 Responses to “It’s Friday”

  1. I feel you on the rumors tip….I’m in law school and thought I’d be in an environment of professionals and stimulating discourse but boy, was I wrong. The sh!t that one of my classmates said about me got back to me and she steady smilin’ in my face….drugs. Just a reminder why I don’t hang with a bunch of females to begin with but law school? Are you serious? This is supposed to be the noblest of the professions….ha!

  2. *sings loudly* How do rumors get started? They’re started by the jealous people…Sorry, old school flashback…LOL

    Rumor has it you will still be standing when the dust settles. Hope it’s true.

  3. I thought all that ceased once you hit the post grad/profeessional world. I guess I was wrong…

  4. lol
    i did see u on top of brooklyn college tho
    u a breast man?
    why chick had to be big-breasted?

    lol@ the jumpoff comment
    glad u sasid it
    was bout to say who’s dumb enough to be chillin with their jumpoff in public?

    rumors are a source of amusement man
    nothing more
    nothing less

    how’d the staff meeting go?

  5. Why do people get surprised that the stuff that happened in high school resurfaces after high school. Rumors, gossip etc keeps people entertained. Since people don’t offer up the truth (aka – you were hookin’ up with the small chested chic instead of the big chested one) people make up the details in order to have a good story.

  6. This sounds exactly like my office. We keep hearing management ask us all to “do more with less”. Surprisingly our rumors have been true though.

  7. Son.. I came here and I saw De La and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just treat them rumors like potholes in ya lawn..

    and the classic dub.. I said fi leave people business.. leave people business aloooone.. leave people business and mind your owwwwwn… LOL

    later kid

  8. Corporate America is some bullshit and for more reasons than the rumors.

  9. Ummm…why do all your rumors have a recurring theme? LOL.

  10. Sounds like you work with a bunch of people that need to grow up. Most people I work with are much older than me so I don’t have that problem too much. But yeah, rumors are basically started by jealous people. Let them hate…do you.

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