When the d*ck is just too good….

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Attempted murder.

Plastic trash bags.

Latex gloves.

4 inch blades on a folding knife

Rubber tubbing

Trenchcoat

Mallet

Pepper Spray

Wig

and a diaper?!?!?!? A damn diaper?!?!?!? Talk about a mission….

I don’t really have a comment on this except dude must’ve hit her with the killer dick while floating around in space. Can you imagine that shit? (no not having two women fight over you – go ‘head playa) I’m talking about fucking in space?!?!?! No gravity. You trying to put it in and she floating away from you and shit. People ask you…”So Fresh, where’s the craziest place you had sex?” I can be like “Mars”. How many people can say that shit? How come I wanna try it now?!?!?!? Somehow I think her brain is floating around up there too…..

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~ by alwaysfunkyfresh on February 6, 2007.

7 Responses to “When the d*ck is just too good….”

  1. *creating a mental image*

    BAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

  2. Crack D*ck. Poor thing.

  3. That has got to be the craziest story of the decade. A FRIGGING DIAPER?? Girlfriend was not playing. Prolly driving to mace the other chick singing loud & offkey, “Noooooo…nnnoooo nnnnnnoooo way, no no no no way I’m living with out you.”. ROFL

  4. I’m still laughing at this story. Not to mention her photos – composed, intellingent NASA astronaut vs. d*ck feen. Has it even been confirmed that the victim chick was the other woman? The news kept saying “suspected”.

  5. ROTFLMAO hahahaaaa whew.. this is some crazy shyt! I don’t want no dyck if its gone make me go crazy!.. keep dat shyt!

  6. Damn, LMAOOOOOOO this story is rediculous.

  7. Dead

    This post right here, was to funny. I had a coworker on the floor in tears from this joint.

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